Everything Is Priced In Tee — Garment-Dyed Heavyweight Cotton

The rent, the eggs, the bad news, the slightly worse news after that. All of it is already in the number.

Gold serif on garment-dyed black heavyweight cotton. A statement on the front, a footnote on the back: *including this shirt. The market saw this purchase coming.

$30. Obviously.

Details

• Printed on the Comfort Colors 1717 — 6.1 oz ring-spun US cotton, garment-dyed (slight tone variation between dye lots is the nature of the process — and, frankly, on theme)
• Front chest print + back-neck fine print
• OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes; US Cotton Trust Protocol cotton
• Relaxed unisex fit, tubular knit, double-needle hems
• Sizes S–2XL

Care: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Iron low. Any fading was accounted for at purchase.